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Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
2:09 pm
It's my last day at work!

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Sunday, July 9th, 2006
12:38 am
Seriously, I think a well placed, attractive, well-done unicorn tattoo can be sexy on a straight man.

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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
11:26 pm - Fin
I quit my job today. It was totally worth it. Technically speaking, I just gave my 2-week notice.

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Friday, March 17th, 2006
11:06 am - Happy St. Pat's
Happy Birthday Kaye!

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Tuesday, March 7th, 2006
9:51 am
AT&T acquired BellSouth. Can we re-regulate the industry?

Incase you're keeping score: The Original Seven RBOCs (SBC, PacBell, BellSouth, US West, Ameritech, NYNEX, and Bell Atlantic) are now AT&T, Verizon and US West.

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Monday, March 6th, 2006
9:18 am
Happy Casimir Pulaski Day!

Make sure to eat some perogies and listen to polka today.

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Thursday, March 2nd, 2006
2:16 pm - Fuck it, I'm walking
I got a raise, and my boss managed not to actually pay me the amount announced in our meeting. So, I just assumed he fucked up and told him about it. Now, instead of admitting he's a cheap fuckhead, he insists that he told me the raise wasn't going to be in effect until, next pay period. This is after he delayed actually determining the raise amount for a month and a half. I think I'm going to ask for backpay.

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Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
11:18 pm
I totally got a job interview without even applying. It all goes down Monday. I rule.

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Friday, January 13th, 2006
12:05 am - I'm Packed!
I bet I can fit more shit in a 22" Upright than you!

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Monday, January 9th, 2006
10:38 am - The New AT&T
Has anyone else noticed that there's an ad on nearly every webpage for the new SBC/AT&T merger?

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Friday, January 6th, 2006
11:51 am - Hung Over
Whoever forced me to drink so much and stay out past 3 on a weeknight can fuck off.

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Thursday, January 5th, 2006
11:42 am
Best thing overheard this week:

"Big Macs are like coffee, they smell better than they taste."

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Thursday, December 29th, 2005
11:01 am

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Have an affair with my English teacher.



Get your resolution here


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Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
10:06 am
Fully nude or partially nude with booze?

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Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
2:14 pm - Merry Christmas

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Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
11:19 am - Buy my crap!
Precious Roy

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Friday, December 9th, 2005
10:08 am - Blizzard
Crazy.

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Thursday, December 8th, 2005
4:17 pm - Wipes
Shout Wipes are totally the best thing to ever come out of a condom wrapper.

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Friday, December 2nd, 2005
10:14 am - Producers
I saw a commercial last night for The Producers. Which is a movie based on the smash Broadway musical, The Producers. Which is a musical based on the Mel Brooks movie The Producers.

Well, at least they're not making a musical based on the movie Rent.

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Thursday, December 1st, 2005
10:12 am - Sick
I'm sick again.

I think I'm pregnant, can anybody recommend a good abortionist?

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